Her Majesty, the Queen...

I'm going to solve all of my financial woes by writing an irreverent book about two desperate girls who'd rather go to jail than be broke and homeless.

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 11:43:37 -0500

I don't have time for anything anymore.

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:51:38 -0500

I CAN’T BELIEVE I WAS ON TV AND I MISSED IT.

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:45:16 -0500

I CAN’T BELIEVE I WAS ON TV AND I MISSED IT.

WTF?

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:48:02 -0400

WTF?

Sometimes I worry that I’ve been reading too long and my eyes are going to dry out and...

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:51:40 -0400

Sometimes I worry that I’ve been reading too long and my eyes are going to dry out and I’ll go blind because I haven’t blinked enough while trying to absorb all the elitist bullshit I am forced to read for my magazine writing class. It will only sound crazy until it actually happens.

What the hell is this woman doing?

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:36:50 -0400

What the hell is this woman doing?

My boyfriend and I went canoeing this weekend.

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 14:51:29 -0400

I did not fall in the Charles River. Clearly, our relationship was built to last.

DO WHAT THE CEREAL SAYS!

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 22:22:59 -0400

DO WHAT THE CEREAL SAYS!

A Homework Assignment in AH111

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 12:03:38 -0400

Exactly as my Professor described an exercise in thinking about the changes in Greek statuary:

You’ll need a full-length mirror, and some privacy. If you do this in public, you will be arrested. Now, I want you to stand in front of the mirror and take off all your clothes. It’s not cheating if you do this with a friend - in fact, it will be much more fun.

Breaking News

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 15:15:13 -0400

I just had the best first date ever.

Update

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 13:00:32 -0400

My art history TF sings, too.

"I don’t know. Maybe they did have artificial insemination in Austen’s day. I mean,..."

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:42:17 -0400

“I don’t know. Maybe they did have artificial insemination in Austen’s day. I mean, they did have turkey basters 200 years ago.”

- my Women’s Studies professor, on premarital pregnancy in Jane Austen novels

I wish I was here right now. Instead I am in my room, thinking...

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 00:00:48 -0400

I wish I was here right now.

Instead I am in my room, thinking about what it means when you take the long way home.

My art history TF was wearing a totally awesome plaid shirt today. And a tie. He is my hero. The...

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 13:59:27 -0400

My art history TF was wearing a totally awesome plaid shirt today. And a tie.

He is my hero.

The discussion itself, however, is full of overeager douchebags who love to hear themselves speak.

Arguably the world’s most practical infomercial product.

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:17:28 -0400

Arguably the world’s most practical infomercial product.

[8/27/09 12: 40:37 PM] madameladauphine: I NEED TO GIVE MY ABUNDANT LOVE TO SOMEONE

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:44:00 -0400

[8/27/09 12:40:37 PM] madameladauphine: I NEED TO GIVE MY ABUNDANT LOVE TO SOMEONE
[8/27/09 12:41:15 PM] madameladauphine: it's like breastfeeding
[8/27/09 12:41:27 PM] minnnesota: ?
[8/27/09 12:41:39 PM] madameladauphine: when you don't breast feed for a while and your breasts hurt really bad because they're so full
[8/27/09 12:41:50 PM] madameladauphine: but instead of breastmilk, i am full of LOVE

Words cannot describe the awesomeness of my new apartment.

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 21:37:33 -0400

Seriously. I’m not even going to try.

Probably the funniest thing I have read in 2009.

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 01:43:13 -0400

Probably the funniest thing I have read in 2009.

NO FUCKING WAY!

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 18:57:41 -0400

NO FUCKING WAY!

TUDORS MARATHON!

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 14:42:39 -0400

TUDORS MARATHON!