Her Majesty, the Queen...

I don't have time for anything anymore.



I CAN’T BELIEVE I WAS ON TV AND I MISSED IT.



WTF?

WTF?


Sometimes I worry that I’ve been reading too long and my eyes are going to dry out and I’ll go blind because I haven’t blinked enough while trying to absorb all the elitist bullshit I am forced to read for my magazine writing class.  It will only sound crazy until it actually happens.


What the hell is this woman doing?

What the hell is this woman doing?


My boyfriend and I went canoeing this weekend.

I did not fall in the Charles River.  Clearly, our relationship was built to last.


DO WHAT THE CEREAL SAYS!

DO WHAT THE CEREAL SAYS!


A Homework Assignment in AH111

Exactly as my Professor described an exercise in thinking about the changes in Greek statuary:

You’ll need a full-length mirror, and some privacy.  If you do this in public, you will be arrested.  Now, I want you to stand in front of the mirror and take off all your clothes.  It’s not cheating if you do this with a friend - in fact, it will be much more fun.


Breaking News

I just had the best first date ever.


Update

My art history TF sings, too.


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