Sometimes I worry that I’ve been reading too long and my eyes are going to dry out and I’ll go blind because I haven’t blinked enough while trying to absorb all the elitist bullshit I am forced to read for my magazine writing class. It will only sound crazy until it actually happens.
My boyfriend and I went canoeing this weekend.
I did not fall in the Charles River. Clearly, our relationship was built to last.
A Homework Assignment in AH111
Exactly as my Professor described an exercise in thinking about the changes in Greek statuary:
You’ll need a full-length mirror, and some privacy. If you do this in public, you will be arrested. Now, I want you to stand in front of the mirror and take off all your clothes. It’s not cheating if you do this with a friend - in fact, it will be much more fun.